Content With Being the Dick Cheney of T4G

I guess all of us who cannot attend T4G this year in Louisville have to be content with being the Dick Cheney of T4G ;)

From How To Cope With Not Attending T4G:

Play the Security Card. It’s simply not safe for everyone important to be in one room. Instead, you’re home or at an undisclosed location. Say everyone gets a stomach virus – God forbid – and can’t preach this weekend. Who is Bethlehem Baptist going to call? Probably you. It’s a good thing you didn’t attend.

Yes, this makes you the Dick Cheney of T4G. Live with it.